Cockles..............

There is an old saying....I love old sayings......this one is.....To Warm the Cockles of Your Heart. I don't know what a Cockle is. Do you? I don't care what a Cockle is.....do you? There are just some days when I don't want to warm anything....not Cockles, not Hearts, not Minds....NOT NOTHING! (Ok English people...that was intentional). Some days I wanna freeze parts of people....I want to ice them over....take them out.....throw them down......rub them in.....I think I'm mean. There are just some days when I wanna hurt somebody. Anybody. I hope I'm not alone in this. I would hate to think I was the only person in the history of mankind who ever had this feeling. I think if you've had this feeling you need to feel comforted that you're not alone;I'm with ya. Now.....ROADBLOCK......I'm not advocating punching, hitting, slapping or anything violent. Possibly cause I'm old and weak and not very big and would get STOMPED INTO THE GROUND. I know this. I would like to brag that it's self-control that keeps me in check...but it's not. It's the fact that I don't like pain. So on those days when I wanna ICE your COCKLES...not warm them...I'll just stay away from you, but know this.....I'm Freezing your Cockles from afar.