Dreams Part Dos

Last night I was hiding in the very top of trees....possibly from the Bulgarians whom I insulted somewhat yesterday in this blog. There was a problem...well, actually two. First I'm not a fan of heights.......even 2 inches off the floor bothers me. Secondly, the trees were dead. Do you have a clue how hard it was to hide this body behind a dead tree limb? I was frantically looking for at least one leaf to help. Like the size of an Elephant Ear leaf. No where to be found. So there I was......the Bulgarians after me, and no Elephant Ear leaf to be seen. I could longingly see in windows of various houses with people going about their nightly family routines. Dinners were being eaten, TV's were being watched, conversations were being had.....NOBODY BUT ME was concerned about the Bulgarians. I wanted somebody to look out their window and bring me a ladder.....or a parachute. Yes...I was that high. Did they? No. I really was wishing at some point that my infamous chin hair ( you remember the 45 ft one from a couple of days ago) was still attached. I could have then been Rapunzel. I see the questioning looks....Google her. So because of this entirely more than ridiculous state of affairs, I am apologizing to Bulgarians everywhere. I WILL look you up on the map, I WILL buy Bulgarian Rosetta Stone, I WILL cook nothing but Bulgarian food.....wait, that might be going a bit far. Dont' mess with my food! Sorry Bulgarians.