Slump

I am in a reading slump and may I say I AM MISERABLE. Look out my window......cloudy, cold, dreary, uninviting......PURRRRRRRRRRFECT reading day. I have my couch, I have my blanket, I have my coffee, I have my dog and cat, I have my candle wafting a wonderful spicy scent, I have my crockpot ready to fill and slowly cook some wonderful autumn soup......yet I HAVE NO BOOK I can get in to. If you're a reader, you feel my pain. I have a Kindle full of unread books. Nothing fits the bill today. I'm like a workaholic with no work, a chocoholic with no chocolate. Raise your hand if you can sympathize with me. I want a book.....I want a really really really good book. I want a book that will take me away and let me live in another place and have different family and friends. NOW NOW NOW....do not think I don't love my home, family and friends. Dude, really? Geeeeeeeeeeeeeesh. If you are a reader, you will understand my angst. I'm in the middle of a pity party of indescribable depth. I'm wallowing in sadness. I'm drowning in my tears. I NEED A BOOK!!