Deck The Halls......

My Halls are Decked.....but I think I'm going to Deck my Husband. I'm just waiting for the best time...and I'm pretty sure it's going to be when....not if....but when he asks ONE MORE TIME....."Now, when are all the kids coming in?". This question has been asked until I'm thinking about having little tiny branding irons made and burn the answers on the inside of his eyelids. I go through the list.....again......by the end of the litany his eyes have glazed over and he is thinking about something else entirely. I sit and wait because I KNOW THIS ONE IS COMING......"Now, when are they all leaving?". I think I'll buy one of those things the airport has that lists arrivals and departures and hang it IN FRONT OF HIS TELEVISION. But wait....we're not finished. Next question comes in about 15 minutes after the last one......this is pretty well scripted and has been for years......."Okay, now, where is everybody going to sleep?". So once again like the robot that I am....I start listing sleeping arrangements. I think the next time this particular question is asked,I"m going to say...."WITH YOU!". That'll get his attention......for about 45 seconds.....then the questioning and possible decking will begin. Merry Christmas To All.