The Law of Wet Nails.......

I am not a manicure person......pedicures are a different story.  You can rub  my feet forever, then put some neon color on my toes.  But my fingernails....no.  Just clear polish is great.  Thus I do them myself.  Here's the thing.  I paint them....then feel a compulsion to do something.  Invariably I ruin them and have to start over....maybe I decide to make the bed...maybe I decide to wipe off a cabinet, maybe I decide to vacuum the rugs, maybe I decide to load the dishwasher or washing machine, maybe I decide to sweep the porch........or maybe I just can't stand it, and touch them to see if they're dry.  And they are NEVER dry when I touch them.  Thus the Law of Wet Nails.........I'll ruin them everytime.  Good thing I like clear polish!!