A Strange Phenonmena....

Clearly Glad Ware plastic containers are not sterile (as in the inability to have babies), but their tops are. How else to explain the phenomena going on in my container drawer? The tubs outnumber the tops....it's just a fact of life here on the Brannan Farm. I buy those handy little clear containers in all shapes and sizes to store things in the fridge. I buy SETS of those containers....I don't buy bottoms without tops. I don't throw the tops away....but here in my over-sized storage drawer there are way more dishes than lids. It's similar to the sock in dryer phenomena...but I can explain that.....socks sneak out of your dryer one by one and attach themselves to your car tires....then they go on road trips and fling themselves off whenever they feel the need to do so. I don't think Glad containers can manage that...thus the only logical thing is that the containers have the ability to reproduce, but not tops. This leads to a world of nightmarish visions about the containers...but I choose not to go there.