Really?

Do you know anybody who falls off of a pair of flats? I mean really. Why do these things happen to me? I don't wear heels.....I wear flats. Today I had on THE cutest pair ever. Just the right shade of dusty pink to go with my outfit. I received compliments on them all day. I love them. But today, they got the best of me. You know how silly some women look when they are striding very confidently down the sidewalk in a pair of high heels and suddenly they fall off of them......the heel goes one way...their foot goes another. Well, not as silly as I looked today when I fell off my flats. Picture me...black skinny jeans, top with a huge flower on it in shades of red, pink and rose....cute long black sleeveless sweater.....precioussssssssssssssssssss flats. I'm walking down the halls of school like I'm SOMEBODY. I'm talking to kids....I'm issuing orders....I'm IN CHARGE. Suddenly my world changes. I have fallen off of a pair of flats. This isn't something who is in charge does. I think maybe I should just consider it a talent. Do you? I mean, can you fall off of a pair of flats? Please, it is an act of a professional......DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!