Sign Me Up!!

Here's a question to ponder.....I just saw an ad on TV.......Faithful Women Wanted....no, not a Christian ad....it was a dating ad. Really? I'm going to go out on a limb here and say....just guessing........that there are few men who would respond to an ad.....UNfaithful Women Wanted. Now, clearly I'm not a man.....and there is a reason for that....but okay,fine. Do you think there are men out there who want women who would lie, cheat and steal? O Yeah....hook me up with a women who will clean out my bank account, steal my identity and go out with my best friend, brother and second cousin once removed! I want that kind of woman. Who do I call? Where do I sign up? Show me her profile. Here's my credit card info. Life just gets more bizarre by the minute.