A Disturbing Subject..................

This morning I feel the need to address something that is disturbing.....you might want to look away. Chin hairs......there...I've said it. Not aloud you understand because I'm not that brave yet. If my money grew in the bank like these alarming white hairs do on my chin, then I'd be taking us all on a great Vacay. How do these things sprout overnight with such abundance, or for that matter, in a much shorter time than that? It is a truly perplexing situation, and one that I feel is shared by many women. Chin hairs on a man...they wear them proudly. First thing in the summer that teenage boys do is let their 3 1/2 chin hairs grow out. Do they want more? I will give mine away FREE of charge. Maybe I could do a garage sale featuring chin hairs....much like free puppies or kitties. I swear I look in the mirror, look away, and back and there are 57 more that have grown in a millisecond. Raise your hands ladies if you feel my pain. Yes, we can get waxed, threaded, sugared or whatever to get rid of these distressing things. We can pull and pluck. We can cut and yes, even shave. But they are back before we can turn around and re-look in the mirror. If I had WANTED chin hair, I would have been a man. I hope I haven't ruined your Saturday. But I warned you to look away while you had the chance.