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I understand that I have regaled you about DFW traffic before.....but I cannot stop myself..........HOW DO YOU PEOPLE DO IT????? I'm being the Mom of the Year.....no Century.....helping my daughter while she's sick......now I love my kids more than you love yours...I'm sure of this.....OR I WOULDN'T BE HERE!! She needed a couple of things from the drugstore so off I go.......good thing it wasn't 5 o'clock or I would have refused.....anyway.....I went to two places......not many turns....but they were several miles apart. Probably 25 minutes of driving in all....I'm raising my right hand and swearing at this point that I said more curse words in that 25 minutes than I've said in the last month....and if you know me...well, THAT'S A LOT. I have three kids in the DFW area...... and a daughter and son-in law that live in Austin.....but we all know that Austin is God's protected revered country....Hook 'Em. Anyway....My daughter, son and his wife live in this DFW War Zone. I would think they all are intelligent folks......all degreed....one a OB/GYN. I am now living in a state of terror......they drive in this mess daily.....I want them all to change jobs......I'm sure that being a Lion Tamer or a Trapeze Artist would be much safer......so what if we've spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on their combined educations...who cares.....travel with the Circus.....scoop elephant poop....sell funnel cakes.....tell fortunes, whatever it takes. I'm thinking of going on ArmyTanks.com to see if I can find 3 of them......do you think there would be any tanks listed on Craigslist? What are my other options? I can think of none. Their commutes might take a little longer, but think of how they could roll their way down these nightmarish roads. I feel better already. I have a plan.