Bacon..........

My husband just told me I was going to OD on bacon. Raise your hand if you think that's true. I see NO hands going up.....possibly because no one is reading this blog..but okay fine. I think there are worse things to be 'hooked' on, obsessed with, can't get enough of.....in fact, I'm pretty sure there are. But to be totally fair there are probably much BETTER things to be hooked on, obsessed with, can't get enough of....things like lettuce leaves, carrot sticks, celery stalks (do you love my two word thingies?). The obvious question might be.....is it turkey bacon because that's not quite so bad for you. To this I give a RESOUNDING no......I don't want to insult pigs everywhere. I firmly believe my strips of bacon should NEVER have had feathers. Call me wrong...but it's my deep seated feeling. How much do you eat you might ask. My generic answer is probably WAY more than you do! How do you keep your girlish figure you might ask. My answer is ....clearly you need to see your eye doctor, clean your glasses, or have your cataracts removed. Possibly all of the above. So, if you find me on the side of the road in a bacon coma, please wipe the grease from around my mouth before you call 911. You know I'd do the same for you!!